A Clockwork Orange (1971)
“Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.”
a post about narcissism under the cut
why can’t my tummy be sexy like darren’s goddamnit
Anonymous asked: prompt: first time klaine go skinny dipping together?? :)
NC-17 for intergluteal sex, set during the summer after s3.
“You said yourself that you wanted to be more adventurous,” Blaine points out, swimming over to where Kurt’s still sitting on the ledge of Blaine’s in-ground pool, kicking his feet back and forth in the water.
“I was thinking more along the lines of handcuffs or spanking, not public nudity,” Kurt huffs, and Blaine’s grin gets wide, his eyes scrunching up as he swims closer to Kurt, nudging his way between Kurt’s knees. Blaine doesn’t bother to wear hair gel when they go swimming and Kurt loves the way his curls look, the way water sparkles on his tan skin in the sunlight.
Kurt rolls his eyes, sliding the rest of the way into the pool and laughing when Blaine catches him, arms around him while Kurt shudders at the cool shock of water.
For the anon who requested “Kurt and Blaine living in the Bushwick apartment and desperately trying to have sex without getting interrupted? Then then loads of dirty talk when they finally get to be completely alone” as well as the anon who wanted “size!kink? the idea of the both of them getting like really turned on due to how tiny and compact blaine is”.
Blaine moving to New York after they get back together and he gets into NYU: best idea ever.
Blaine moving into the loft: not the best idea ever.
Kurt had had so many fantasies of the two of them living together. No matter how much or how little space they might end up with he’d imagined neat, shared spaces full of light, windows that would catch the morning sun, and tasteful decor in ever-changing seasonal colors and theme.
He’d put together no less than twelve swatch boards, three for each season, and had them ready for Blaine to choose between (they would have an engaging yet brief debate that would end with Blaine agreeing with him, naturally). He’d scoured flea markets and estate sales for personality-filled knick-knacks. He’d put his Summer wardrobe into storage just to make room for Blaine’s clothes, at the expense of maintaining access to his Vivienne Westwood accessories.